1. Sign you’re losing it: going over to adjust the rheostat and looking up at the ceiling exclaiming I CAN GO OUTSIDE!

    2 months ago  /  0 notes

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    superhomogay:

    How to Write a Senior Thesis by Miles Wilcox

    (the most important thing is to not get any sleep at all whatsoever.)

    you have learnt well—Weather Girls and diet Red Bull!

    2 months ago  / Source: superhomogay  /  12 notes

  3. Dear people of Logan Circle
    who gave me strange looks as I dashed past you, panting, tonight

    yes, you can expect me tomorrow
    and the night after that
    and the one after that, too

    until I’m no longer ashamed of what I take with me.

    3 months ago  /  0 notes /  #personal  

  4. so apparently

    if I want a halfway-decent Cosmo, I have to go to a lesbian bar! which I did last night with my coworker and friend for her birthday. much inebriation ensued. given the disappointment that was Cobalt’s crowd *last* Friday, I’m not sure: I might even prefer going here instead.

    (if you’re in DC and playing for the rainbows, check out Phase One. you’ll be glad you did.)

    3 months ago  /  0 notes /  #lgbtq  #all of the drinking  

  5. accurate.

    accurate.

    (via bonjourtyty)

    3 months ago  / Source: hollywoodjaymes  /  1,205 notes  /  #lgbtq  #story of my life  

  6. srcpostsecret:

    going out in public drunk was a terrible idea, because now i am having a much harder time ignoring how hot that guy in two of my goddamn classes is. hot, intellectual, a pretty good dancer, and… definitely straight. next time we do shots, i’m staying in my dorm room so this doesn’t happen. class discussion is going to be hard.

    story of Simon’s Rock.

    visit a city sometime. better yet, move to one. it gets better.

    3 months ago  /  4 notes /  #postsecret  

  7. oh my God, my feelings right now.

    oh my God, my feelings right now.

    3 months ago  / Source: fedvalentines  /  6 notes  /  #monetary policy ordinarily has certain effects on me  #but these are new heights  

  8. adventurologist:

I WANT TO POSSESS THIS MAN BODY AND SOUL AND MARRIAGE LICENSE.

Jason Segel. so many hearts.

    adventurologist:

    I WANT TO POSSESS THIS MAN BODY AND SOUL AND MARRIAGE LICENSE.

    Jason Segel. so many hearts.

    3 months ago  / Source: comealongsong  /  367 notes  /  #i will find you and marriage you  

  9. five-years:

aaronburrlesque:

redpantsaddict:

transtaticguy:

Man I miss this shit!

Me too. They occasionally pop up at the Cost Plus and Big Lots around here.

Oh god yes…

I want nothing more than a fufuberry right now

Green apple, man. that was one hell of a summer.

    five-years:

    aaronburrlesque:

    redpantsaddict:

    transtaticguy:

    Man I miss this shit!

    Me too. They occasionally pop up at the Cost Plus and Big Lots around here.

    Oh god yes…

    I want nothing more than a fufuberry right now

    Green apple, man. that was one hell of a summer.

    3 months ago  / Source: pitchblackglow  /  8,246 notes

  10. I hate deadmau5.

    (Perri and Lexie know why. <3)

    3 months ago  /  2 notes